The Kongeriket of United Northen States Canada is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by KongIgor with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.885 billion Canadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palass og Canada. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,854 trillion Canada Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,260 Canada Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, when you fly on Air United Northen States Canada you win a seat or you die, and the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Northen States Canada's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alle Religioner.

United Northen States Canada is ranked 7,781^st in the world and 69^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 124.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.